Earl and Randy discover that an old friend is living in the woods in a Bookmobile they stole years earlier, and that he has gone completely crazy.
When Earl tries to make amends to a man that he conned out of $100, he discovers that Joy and her friends are still conning him.
Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. However, Randy gets mad at Earl when he recognizes the similarities between the man and himself.
Earl tries to get Joy a spot on a reality show starring Erik Estrada. However, he only causes great embarrassment, and accidentally gets Darnell's Witness Protection location revealed.
With Darnell's identity compromised, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity as a Jewish family. But what will they do with Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?"
George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Also, Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.
Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
Mary struggles to make new friends; Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
When one of Jack's students anonymously reports him for canceling their much anticipated fetal pig dissection, he sets out to find the snitch. Durbin's chances at Principal of the Year are in jeopardy when the superintendent visits.
Jack convinces Miles that Devin is his illegitimate son; Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle disagree on the theme for the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Jack takes interest in a mission of revenge on behalf of the A.P. Bio kids; Mary, Stef and Michelle think there's an otherworldly presence at Whitlock.
Jack tries to unlock the secret of what makes ordinary people happy, leading him to a new book idea that he believes will be his ticket out of Whitlock High and Toledo; Mary, Stef and Michelle celebrate a special day.
As the newly minted driver's education teacher, Jack sets out to get revenge on his mother's church when he discovers the last of her money was used to buy a statue of the Virgin Mary.
Debra is unhappy by Ray's excited reaction to a friend's bigger breasts at a PTA meeting. Thinking Ray would like her better if she had bigger boobs as well, she decides to stuff a pair of socks in her bra to see if he'll be surprised.
Ray and Debra have a fight over a can opener.
Frank uses Ray to win bets on sports.
Marie and Frank talk about their sex life.
If Ray and Debra both pass away, they want Bernie and Linda to adopt the kids.
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and visits his psychiatrist.
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after running into her at the store, and Jake and Eldrige begin recording their own "Jackass" rip-off.
Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin.
Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--until Alan discovers the truth about Rose's "husband."
Earl and Randy discover that an old friend is living in the woods in a Bookmobile they stole years earlier, and that he has gone completely crazy.
When Earl tries to make amends to a man that he conned out of $100, he discovers that Joy and her friends are still conning him.
Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. However, Randy gets mad at Earl when he recognizes the similarities between the man and himself.
Earl tries to get Joy a spot on a reality show starring Erik Estrada. However, he only causes great embarrassment, and accidentally gets Darnell's Witness Protection location revealed.
With Darnell's identity compromised, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity as a Jewish family. But what will they do with Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?"
A fire in the kitchen relegates the staff to the parking lot as help is on its way.
Michael is pressured by corporate to fire someone, which puts a damper on the office Halloween party.
Jim rallies the staff together to witness a showdown between Michael and Dwight at Dwight's martial arts school.
With Michael and Jan Levinson-Gould away from the office to land a new client, the staff discovers an unproduced screenplay in Michael's office.
Instead of talking to his employees about their work, Michael uses their annual review time to gather feedback on his "relationship" with Jan.
Avery asks Jack to act as a mentor to someone besides Liz, but Liz has her own problems when her married 80-year-old father visits to cruise singles bars. Meanwhile, Jenna is mad because NBC has an obituary for Tracy but not for her.
Liz frequents a local boutique because she thinks she's helping the environment--and their jeans make her butt look good. Meanwhile, Jack helps an enemy's political rival, and Jenna helps Tracy aim for a Golden Globe nomination.
Liz suddenly becomes cool after she wins the crew lottery, Jack discovers that the microwave division has made the perfect microwave, and the writers play a prank on Pete after discovering that Jack's voice is used on a website.
Jack tries to help Tracy after he helps his "son" finance an ill-conceived theme restaurant, Liz turns to Kenneth as a relationship therapist, and Jenna thinks her boyfriend may pop an important question to her.
30 Rock* S5:E11
Liz tries to blackmail Jack on behalf of TGS after they discover that they're married because of a license error, but Jack has a dirty trick of his own. Meanwhile Jenna and Danny fight after they are forced to share a dressing room.
The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.
Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
Nandor visits one of his living descendants; a lover from Nadja's past reemerges.
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.